For almost 2 years, opponents of Donald Trump and all that his presidency represents have hung onto the hope the Robert Mueller’s special investigation would bring damning evidence and indisputably make the case for Trump’s removal from office, validate his critics, rectify the US’s global reputation, and restore order in the realm. It was a rare time when Democrats from across the left supported and even glorified the Republican former FBI chief, putting his image and name on t-shirts, coffee mugs, and in their prayers. Finally, in a climax all-too-familiar in modern American politics, the report was delivered and people were less than satisfied. The report didn’t outright indict Trump for collusion with Russia in the 2016 election, but it also didn’t absolve him of wrongdoing… as far as we know. Public knowledge of the report has been via quotes and interpretations from AG Barr, whose selected highlight reel is as curated as a college girls’ Instagram, and similarly projects a specific image. The story continues with a transition into postcoital tristesse that promises ongoing debates, revelations, and hopefully some resolutions. In the meantime, here’s a refresher on the more optimistic days of the investigation, and a potential soundtrack for the blockbuster film it’s sure to inspire, which will probably win Oscars for its white male cast members.