Jr.’s Emails

Another week, another news cycle, another playlist featuring Russia and Healthcare:

This week’s Headline: Donald Jr.’s collusion with Russia:

Back in the USSR – The Beatles
It Wasn’t Me – Shaggy (b/c, caught red handed.)
Sinister Kid – The Black Keys
Come on Over Baby – Christina Aguilera (cc: Jr’s Kremlin-connected-lawyer-friend)
My Family’s Role In The World Revolution – Beirut

& for Trump’s visit to France

Les Champs-Élysées – Joe Dassin
Bastille Day – Rush
Lady Marmalade – Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, Pink
Shape of You – Ed Sheeran (cc: Donald, for his comments about the First Lady of France. PSA: women don’t want to hear your opinion about their bodies – it’s not a compliment, it’s creepy.)

& for the FBI Director Nominee:

Louie Louie – The Kingsmen (fun fact: this song was investigated by the FBI for obscenity in the 60s)
Poncho & Lefty – Townes Van Zandt
Private Eyes – Hall and Oats
Who Are You? – The Who

& for the Senate Health-Care Bill. Again…:

Hospital Beds – Florence + the Machine
You Can’t Always Get What You Want – The Rolling Stones
Give It Up or Turnit a Loose – James Brown

& for the massive iceberg that broke from Antarctica:

Hazy Shade of Winter – Simon & Garfunkel
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
I Want to Break Free – Queen

Tune in next week!